Koozies

Koozies! We have all your favorite Marcianoism's recorded on an original can Koozie!

Keep all your canned beverages wicked "cool." From the original Koozie™, we have some Hard Merchandise koozies for you. All have the Hard Merchandise logo on the front, with a different saying on the back.

Take your pick!

"Over the rail and in the pail, back to the dock to make the sale!" New Koozie saying for 2022! Our line of Koozies have a saying on the front from Capt. Marciano, with a tuna tail and Tail's UP logo. The back is The Hard Merchandise logo

" This spot is so secret even the fish don't know about it!" A beaut of a saying from Season 11!

"This is what I do. This is what I'm gonna do until they pry my cold, dead hands off the wheel." was from season 1. These are the old time favorites of his fans, so Capt. Marciano wanted to share those with everyone and immortalize them on a token item that all can partake of.

"You know the deal Jay, when I say 'we' I mean 'you'." Also famously captured on film during Season 3 but you know Capt. Marciano has said that one for years!

"Sorry Charlie, this is going to be my story." Another priceless gem from Capt. Marciano in referring to Charlie the Tuna. (hmmmm, didn't know he talked to tuna's in addition to catching them did you!

New for 2023 - A basic Hard Merchandise Logo can cooler (not A Koozie!) with the Hard Merchandise Logo and Tails UP, Glosta Ma - this budget friendly design is only printed on one side. Lighweight polyester. At only $3.99, this is a deal!